plook

Scots for spot/zit

Lookit the size ae that plook

by Violator January 20, 2005

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

ploopies

1. A term that is used after raising much suspense about a subject, to annoy the person you are talking to.

1. Omigod, I have something really important to tell you but don't get upset...........(they say ok, tell them).......................ploopies!!!!!!!!!

by SuperAwesomeSexiestPersonEver October 27, 2011

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

Plooh

An expression mainly used on the internet that generally expresses strong admiration of a certain object through a random and creative way.

Originally used by "Kitaly09" of a popular virtual pet site called, marapets when she randomly thought of a word to describe her friends.

I plooh this friend, she is always there for me no matter what.

by KraniumKate December 16, 2008

Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

by Wessmess January 17, 2009