ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain December 9, 2008

ploomp

To fail epicly.

I was going to finish the project early, but then I procastinated and then everything went ploomp.

by chahhhlietheunicorn May 19, 2010

plooby

When one scoops out one's eyeballs with a spoon and replaces them with one's testacles

I ploobied Ketz which is i gave him a huge plooby

by Corey and Stuh December 28, 2008

plompsakken

the dutch version of "teabagging"

id love a good plompsakken

by Fruitbat! June 25, 2009

plomedy

A new theatrical event that blends the wit of stand up comedy and the intensity of a one-man show. It is presented in an innovative play format by professional comedians.

I was feeling really low, until I saw the plomedy.

"Shut Up, Sit Down and Eat", a new theatrical sensation, is America's first original plomedy.

That plomedy was so funny I almost peed in my pants.

by Zimiliuch November 16, 2011

plompa

it can mean anything

"what the plompa??"
"oh that plompa was so good last night"
"she has such small plompas"
"omg his plompa was sooooo firm!"

by plompaboi May 18, 2009

ploof

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out

by the whackenator September 23, 2004