pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 30, 2009

Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.

Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)

by 3319 March 20, 2010

Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s

1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.

by S. P. D. July 19, 2010

Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.

How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.

by MJ1211 January 1, 2011

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

Pitytwitty

When you follow and reply or retweet people or celebrities(mostly has-been ones) tweets cuz you feel sorry for them.

Richard_Grieco Richard Grieco

At Petit ermitage on the roof talking about ....
10 minutes ago

Reply Hi Richard! Miss u & 21 Jump Street! #pitytwitty

by Oohgirl July 23, 2011

PITL

Acronym for Party In The Lobby. Most commonly used while on vacation, but can fit in many scenarios. Also used by parents who can't find sitters so they drink some where with a lobby, so the kids can run around, but the adults can still get served.

What are we doing tonight? idk wanna just PITL.

Hey sitter bailed, you wanna just PITL at the usual spot?

by pdaveb August 1, 2011