guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

pine pony

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.

"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."

by wayfarer April 30, 2005

pinned

In the 60's, a girl would get pinned by a guy when he made her his girlfriend. Ya know, after many dates, and the guy was ready to call her his girlfriend, he would formalize it by putting a silvery pin on her. So getting "pinned" means u are now taken. Watch the Dick Van Dyke version of Bye Bye Birdie, especially the song "The Telephone Hour." They use the term pinned quite a lot.

Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned...

by dave February 11, 2004

pineapple

A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

by pseudojones June 19, 2014

Pine Crest School

A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?

by daaancagrl March 11, 2009

Pineapple Fanta

God's gift to the tropical fruit orientated soda drinking world.

Kid 1: Dude I just drank some pineapple fanta!!!
Kid 2: I didn't even know they made such a thing?!?
Kid 1: Ya it's fricken fantastic!!!

by Marge P. Apple March 24, 2009

Pine Hills

A neighborhood located in west Orlando. Also known as Choppa City. It is home to people such as Darryl Dawkins NBA hall of famer, Chucky Atkins pro basketball player, and Brandon Siler San Deigo linebacker.

If you really want to play call of duty go check out Pine Hills, and if you wanna play on veteran go after midnight.

by pine hills June 16, 2008