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priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.
Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.
by Carloslpz May 1, 2008
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Piling into a beanbag

A sexual experience which generally involves a flaccid penis, a girl and a dark room. Without the lights on many boys have been know to dabble with the wrong hole and if not often the mattress. Usual morning after reaction, boy found alone in bed making excuses..turn the light on man!!
following a night at a crowded club that plays average to poor music i went home with a girl, in bed it was like piling into a beanbag
by beepboy October 2, 2012
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Pimping

The art of being a hero and saving something from pedofilic people and then letting the people u saved live free and wonderful lives
by Bdbsj April 19, 2021
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Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz
Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.
by sweetgrass January 16, 2009
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copper piping

Penetrating your partner furiously for a long time causing your member to become hot, shiny and reddened - taking the appearance of a copper pipe. A serious proof of endurance.
That chick loves copper piping. Nothing else can make her come.
by Dr Tekko April 24, 2014
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sneaker pimping

when a white girl wears black sneakers in order to gain interest of black men.
Yo, that chick is straight sneaker pimping on you Craig.
by poon killa April 27, 2016
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Piping

When two dudes, who are down to pound, bump their buttholes together in order to reach a mutual climax. This would be comparable to when women participate in what is called scissoring, where they smash the vaginas together until the juice comes out, but in this case.... It's just poop.
Dude, I was just wanting to play a video game, but if you want to do do some piping, I'd be down to pound.
by AskerName January 5, 2017
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