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pick me V.S. pick me

the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me

pick me up on tuesday 

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.
My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

pick me professor 

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

Pick-me Boy 

Dumbasses who will gaslight & manipulate you with things such as "I'm too nice :(" or "I'm so ugly :" so they can get what they want from any girl/woman that he finds attractive. If you dont give this [creature what it wants it will literally have a mental breakdown on the phone calling you every name until it apologises and tries again and the cycle repeats.
Example:

Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!

Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.
Pick-me Boy by wonderrxo April 9, 2022

Pick me girl 

Someone who does things for attention, they become friends with boys to flex or to get a boy friend or so.

If they are under 5'5 or 5'0 they automatically consider as short. (which they are (5'0) ) They always talk about how close they are with "The boys" and how they are not like other girls or people in general. They try to impress they boys by talking about their interests. They usually talk about wearing baggy clothes & how their favorite color is anything but pink or pink. There are 2 types of pick me girls I am part of the boys /I'm small / My Favorite color is pink. And the I hate pink/I'm part of the boys/Girls are annoying. The first type mostly acts to impress the boys and get attention whiles the other type thinks they're part of the boys. They are VERY annoying and mostly NO ONE likes them. They are also very fake...
Girl 1: *Does something bad*
Girl 2 *Does same thing*
Girl 1: "HEY! That's mean, rude, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...."
Girl 1 * Damn.. a sign of being a pick me girl..."

Pick-Me Girl 

a pick-me girl is a suck-up, in simple terms. although they don't realize it, they are misogynistic. they will make fun of girls in front of other boys in hopes of pleasing them or making the accept them. they will say a variety of things that will automatically tell you they're a pick-me.

sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
Jamie: I only hang out with boys because there is barely any drama, girls are so dramatic.
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention

Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic

Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
Pick-Me Girl by iSuckYourMomsToes October 25, 2022