Percussionist

The people at the back of the band that either have horrible lung capacity or just don’t want to actually put effort into playing a real instrument. They are usually either easily ragebaitable or just don’t really care.

Trumpet: dude percussion is so easy all yo do is hit stuff.
Percussionist 1: NO! PERCUSSION IS WAY HARDER THEN YOU THINK IT IS! IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SKILL, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH…
Percussionist 2: yeah lol.

by IAmDefinitelyARealPerson October 15, 2025

Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.

Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.

by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017

Urban Pervs

The people who turned Urban Dictionary into basically a dictionary for holy virgins.

The urban pervs turn everything Perverted

by Basically Bitchy February 10, 2017

Dickerson Percussion

Founders of awesomeness and the stupid trash can piece

“Dickerson percussion is the best@

by Enbyemersonnnnn October 9, 2021

Jervis Pervis

Saoirse

Saoirse is a Jervis Pervis

by saoirseslover March 2, 2022

Salyards MS Percussion

This group of kids made Mid-West Clinic playing the songs ¨Fidget¨ and ¨Shared Space¨ there was going to be a ¨Seeing the World¨ part, but someone did not learn their part in time..

Kid-1- Have you heard about the Salyards MS Percussion??
Kid-2-I have not is a Middle School bro

by Storm The Idiot May 20, 2022