Debate Pervert

When our position on an issue is no longer based on curiosity and the desire for the truth, but a desire to win a debate. When someone reaches this stage of discourse, there's no need to try and persuade them.

I don't like to talk to conservative pundits and professional opinion havers like Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro, they're debate perverts. They don't care about the truth.

by Freud's Evil Cousin October 24, 2022

Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

reverse pervert

When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.

One: Did he even want to grab your ass?

Two: No, what's it matter?

One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!

by iamlulin July 18, 2014

Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023

perverted dickhead

99.99% of the people that make these definitions

if you are reading this and submitted at least one definition to this site you are probably a perverted dickhead

by Hehe I cheated April 28, 2021

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

adam the pervert

adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious

adam the pervert loves to spunk on children

by cum sticks September 27, 2019