Per

A name used for the friends who are the most important to you.

you know you are perfect Per.

by Sol420 October 23, 2019

As per usual

copyright trademark kiritikill to dont steal do not use fuck you

as per usual, sex

by batard, the fucker January 17, 2021

Per fect

Louis Tomlinson, what LEEROY says in the Beat song ever music video

“Did you listen to Nobody is Listening”

“Yes it was per fect”

by Iamright February 18, 2021

Per abooz

Look at rio

Stop per aboozing!

by .twitch March 15, 2021

Per Stian

His Name is Henrik but everyone call him Per Stian. Hes The Weird kid.

Teacher: Were going to the beach
Per Stian: Im bringing the fishing rod and my whole fishing book collection BIIIIITCH.
His Friend: Fuck there that camping kid goes again.

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022