Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017

penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

penile

relates to penis

Person: I just used penile enlargement

by childporn April 22, 2025

penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023