peens

Short for "penis eater." Usually used as a nickname for someone.

"Hey Peens! What's up?"
Jon you are such a peens

by daisy doll April 3, 2006

Pedestrian

An insult applied to people who do something stupid or senseless.

I can't believe you shot him, you pedestrian!

by Connor Devine September 17, 2004

Punjabi Pedestal

The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.

The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"

The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess

by smitten mittens September 11, 2009

pussy on a pedestal

Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.

Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.

by RealistManNoBS April 19, 2009

Pedestry

Is where an Older male (Aged 70ish) Shows a younger male (20's - mid 20's) on how to 'gay it up' by taking a young boy (13-17) and practicing on him.

Thanks for showing me what pedestry means gramps.

by FrOsTyRaVeR December 10, 2006

peesh

N. A word that can be substituted for a sexual innuendo.
V. Another way to say peace or payce.

I stuck my peesh in her shitter. That was a nice peesh of poopdick. Her vagina peesh tasted a lot like chicken.

Kid 1. Peesh kid.
Kid 2. Payyyyyce.

by K Dawg 69 March 6, 2008

Peesh

Peesh is a word for somebody who is obsessed with a single celebrity.

When Jade Goody was a little kid, she was really peesh.

Mary Cate and Ashley are still really peesh.

by Marllie March 10, 2014