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Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch
Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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man patch

A small, lone patch of hair in the middle of a man's chest, with no other hair around it.
Damn, Dubs, when are you gonna shave that man patch?
by J-Now September 24, 2006
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Pulling the Patch

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.
by Sigmaone November 8, 2020
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cub patch

A cub's extremely hairy belly. Can be seen when a husky young gay man stretches his arms above his head, revealing a shocking glimpse of stomach & pubic hair.
I lost my appetite after that guy showed off his cub patch during lunch time...
by bumbobway January 15, 2008
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Soul Patch

The obsolete term for a man's patch or tuft of hair which grows directly under his bottom lip, and can be any length at all. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation or any other model of social engineering.

The modern updated term for Soul Patch is now Douche Tag or Dork Tuft. However, those born in early 60's will argue that Flava Sava is the only term to use, for this misplaced stache

The Man's Upper lip, Sideburns, and Chin are to be clean shaven in order to really let the patch show and stand out.

WARNING: this action can not be undone, but thankfully- hair grows back! ;)
Actor and Flava Sava dynamo, Adrien Brody reveals with pride his latest commercial which reveals the uses of a mufti-purposed Soul Patch and body hair trimmer
by GreyWolfMan January 19, 2013
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sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.
"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"
by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006
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Vaggie Patch

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.
by lbrookeo March 18, 2009
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