A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
by kfc4life November 5, 2023
Get the Pasty Puffmug. by Kiddydiddler21123 March 2, 2021
Get the pasty ass pastamug. The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
Get the Pasty bean sackmug. a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
by _linzi December 15, 2011
Get the smashed the pastymug. by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021
Get the White pastiesmug. 
Get the Ham and Salmon pastymug. by paulie49 February 25, 2021
Get the Pasty Tappingmug.