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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin
no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"
by laaycbn // September 14, 2017
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Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.
by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023
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Look at the pasties

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.

Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
by Tomjen August 17, 2009
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Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour
Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!
by Yimothy August 5, 2023
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Pasty

A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.
I'd like two pumpkin pastys, please.
by Joycat17 December 16, 2022
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wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken
by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017
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