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Paneebas

How little green (or yellow) aliens from outer space have been reported to say "Panera's", referring to Panera Bread, the American chain store of bakery-café fast casual restaurants.
by darzyx November 15, 2021
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Paren

A small, jittering ape. Sighted somewhere in Nevada,This strange primate can be found holding a copy of wii sports close at hand. when attempting to take the game, he started pointing at the sky and screaming. When listening close it almost sounds like he’s saying “Penis cloud! PENIS CLOUD!” But this cannot be confirmed for sure. Nobody knows how or when this creature got a copy of wii sports, or when it first appeared. But it is said to roam at night, and if you do encounter it do not approach it. It is considered very dangerous.
Person: hey it’s paren

Other person: woah you shouldn’t get near him

Paren: penis cloud!
by Falcon worshipper March 17, 2022
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Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children
My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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Banana Parcel

Cor, bet she's got a tasty banana parcel!
by AyKay86 January 20, 2010
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Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
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bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.
That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.
by Wyntersun December 23, 2013
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