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Pappy Hour

When you go out to get drunk at happy hour looking for an old rich man to pay your bills.
Meet me for Pappy Hour, I'm late on my rent!
by Rip Van Winkle August 6, 2018
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Vaginal Palsy

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.
by ExactPresence August 23, 2011
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Patsy

A person who is cheated, victimized, or made the butt of a joke (AHD). Origin unknown
He thought he was in on playing the practical joke, but it turned out he was a just big patsy.
by Kate Herrick January 21, 2006
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Papsmear-cola

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.
by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009
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Nappy Pappy

by kndfvnfdibgfd March 27, 2010
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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 9, 2005
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pansy'd

When you have been either killed in gaming by a pansy or made to look even more pansy-like in any other situation
That person: I would like to go to the florist and pick some flowers.

Pansy: OmG j0o HaVe JuSt BeEn PaNsY'd
by deadly pansy May 13, 2005
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