submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.
"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 01, 2014
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Drop a Care Package

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH
by xHotdwg94x April 02, 2011
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Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.
Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.
by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021
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Meat package

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.
by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.
by Nerd Junior February 08, 2006
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Gainesville care package

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
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packy (package store)

Refers to a liquor store. A place selling alcoholic beverages.
The packy closes at 9pm. Lets hit the packy before we go to the party. I want some beer. Do you know where to find a package store around here?

This is a "packy (package store)"
by me0987 June 27, 2011
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