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Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
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Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.
KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?
by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011
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proxy beef

when u hate someone because your friend hates them
Linda: i hate that bitch sally bc she slept with my ex
Susan: omg in that case, i hate her too and now we have proxy beef
by Coolcat11:11 April 18, 2023
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Cock-proxy

When a lad is average looking but has a amazing cock therefore making you believe he is a god!!
Mate he is only fit by cock-proxy
by Batgirl87 July 3, 2014
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ATM by proxy

Paying for lunch/dinner for a group of people by credit/debit card, and then having them pay you cash for their portion of the meal. Instead of hitting the ATM, you are getting the cash from the other people; hence it is an ATM by proxy.
Last night I was running low on cash, so I asked my friends at the bar if we could pull an ATM by proxy - after a couple of rounds on my debit card, I'm all straight for the movies today!
by rossruns February 20, 2011
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nigger lover by proxy

noun. a person who is a nigger lover by proxy is someone who is a nigger lover lover unknowingly, and or not by choice.
Tiffany spent all night sucking Toby’s dick. When Tiffany went straight home and made out with her boyfriend, that made him a nigger lover by proxy.
by JANET FROM ANOTHER PLANET 82 August 28, 2023
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Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl
I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy
by JayNW December 17, 2008
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