The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 03, 2023
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Pour

Used to describe basically anything cool, pretty or awesome.
Wow that's pour
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Trop vrai pour être beau

Cette expression incite à accepter la réalité : elle permet de relativiser face à des situations ou des personnes qui peuvent nous décevoir.
by MarianneMils June 27, 2020
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Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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The Pours

People of lower economic standing (being pour) who drive gen 1 or "Juan" Raptors, or who can't afford real Raptors so they put fraptor grilles on their XLTs.
Look at Timmy being a pour again, putting a fraptor grille on his 2003 XLT.

I see the pours are at it again.
by Vlad 8====0 May 07, 2021
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Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
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pour cement

Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.
Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.
by HentaiNoodle January 09, 2017
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