cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

thor.odinsons.poptart

A thor.odinsons.poptart is a very hot person

They are thor.odinsons.poptart

by Brielarstan September 3, 2021

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

Pop~Tarts

Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!

The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

popstart

1. A newbie "Popstar", someone who's career hasn't lasted long enough to be taken seriously. 2. A young Popstar who has sabotaged/disabled his or her career through obtuse/criminal acts.

Examples of Popstarts: Justin Bieber, Spencer Pratt, Lindsay Lohan

by H88s January 29, 2014

nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018