by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009
Get the Planked Outmug. act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
Get the wax the plankmug. Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005
Get the plank ownermug. This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Planking Spankingmug. To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 26, 2017
Get the Plank Wankmug. Masturbating while planking.
A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.
by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014
Get the plank spankingmug. Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position
Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool
jonathan plank
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool
jonathan plank
by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011
Get the jonathan plankmug.