Two dollar pistol

Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.

That girl is hotter than a two dollar pistol.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by Dan May 31, 2004

mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

by Chaffee March 23, 2008

Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"

guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"

by Brandolfor June 5, 2009

Plasma Pistol

A covenant gun in the popular video game Halo 2. It is weak when shot normally, but can lower shields quite effectively when it is charged. You can charge it by holding down the trigger button and releasing it once you find your target. The plasma the gun shoots travels slowly, but locks onto the enemy. The gun is commonly used with the battle rifle as the second weapon. This creates the noob combo. One would shoot a charged plasma pistol and then quickly switch to the battle rifle and shoot once for a kill.

The gamer used his plasma pistol effectively in his noob combo.

by halo2madgamer May 22, 2007

Beef pistol

Another name for a male penis

She rode my beef pistol and i shot skeet bullets everywhere.

by cupcake68 October 14, 2009

pink pistol

penis

Jimmy pointed his pink pistol at the flushable firing range

by James Gribben January 24, 2003