Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.

Fucking mobile peasant pc is masterrace

by steam sales May 3, 2018

Prince Peasley

The gayass prince of the Beanbean Kingdom, first debuting in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. He is a sparkling, blonde, green skinned prince who wears fish nets and what is pretty much a skirt. He tends to flip his hair a lot, which causes the whole room to shine. Peasley is very vain and has a large ego but probably a small...

Prince Peasley's gift to Luigi was a yellow rose and deliberately stabbing Luigi numerous times in the ass with his tiny sword. Luigi has blushed around this sparkling prince occasionally throughout the game. Now the fangirls cannot stop with the horrendous amount of yaoi and fanfiction between them.

Peasley has yet to sparkle since Superstar Saga.

Every fandom has its sparkling idiot, even Super Mario has Prince Peasley.

by MisterComedy December 27, 2009

peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

by imav January 14, 2005

Peasantopia

An alliance of peasants forged to dominate any country with a large population of peasants willing to rise up against their government for the sake of inferiority. Their strategy for conquest is assaults on a series of random targets around the globe failing to take advantage of any strategic positions and never conquering any great amount of territory in a single area. Their deity is the butter atop all great mountains and preferred weapon is a plastic butter knife.

When Peasantopia mounts assault on laos the peasants pull together to hurl themselves upon the laotian armies until the massive piles of their decaying bodies cause their enemies to choke to death in a kill ratio of aproximately 1000 peasant lives to a single laotian.

by Sexy Beast002 July 19, 2010

Peasent Scum

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15

You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!

by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013

Peasant of rap

The peasant of rap is someone who doesn’t write or even have a passion for rap. In other words, cardi b.

Cardi b is the peasant of rap

by Romanspet March 1, 2021

techno-peasant

Someone that doesn't have a clue about working with technology. They can't work myspace and send attachments on emails.
Could also be when you have a techno-peasant moment. This is when your mind strikes a blank working with your computer.

Karin: "Man just saw the coolest music video on youtube!"
Jei: "What is youtube?!?"
Karin: "Where have you been? Your such a techno-peasant!"

Matt :"Maybe you should add the video track when you export your timeline! Then you would have a picture!!!"
Jei :"Agh, man i'm such an idiot, i totally forgot!"
Matt :"haha, techno-peasant!"

by Jeninja-inja March 24, 2007