Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

The Bloodborne Pathogen

A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the man cuts himself and bleeds all over the lady's muff so that she gets all his 'bloodborne pathogens' and receives literally everything the man has to offer the lady.

1) Damnit! I thought I had found a keeper until that bitch requested the Bloodborne Pathogen from me! No way I was doing that shit!

2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.

by wordsRus February 24, 2009

Dolly Parton

When sledding down a snow-covered hill and there are less sleds than people, it is the act of nearly sharing your sled but sliding down the hill again at the last moment.

Person 1: "Here, Person 2, take my sled."
Person 2: "Thank--"
Person 1: "DOLLY PARTON!"
Person 1 then slides down the hill again.

by Aureliano Benton February 16, 2009

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pastorphobic

Someone who has phobia about pastors as to being sexually assaulted.

A: Hey, did you go to the church with your family last Sunday?
B: Just me, kept my children at home, I just don't like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

A: Damn, you are one pastorphobic person. Get over it, not all Pastors are MJs!

by Honeymany November 10, 2009

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

by chciken wing named tyrone March 22, 2019