Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

by adoce June 12, 2013

Is there parking in the rear?

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another

Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!

by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010

Parking Nazi

Typical Bitch-ass Wigger, who's sole purpose in life is to punish the people who actually finished Graduate College with a Master's of Science, or Ph.D

Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.

Damn it ! ! ! That faggot-ass Parking Nazi, jacked-off on my windshield again. That the 3rd time this month ! ! !

by White Compton November 7, 2012

18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

Parkinson Hangover

A hangover so bad that it actually causes your body to shake like you had Parkinson's disease.

"Dude, what's wrong with Mike? He's totally pale and shaking like crazy!"

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's just got a bad Parkinson hangover"

by Monkeyballzzz August 29, 2011

Parkinson's disease

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009