When your homeboy is fucking a girl doggy-style, facing away from the door; As you walk in the door, he keeps pounding her, but his head makes a complete 180 turn to stare right into your optic sockets.
"Dude, don't go in there. I walked in on Davis fucking Martha, and I swear that bro pulled The Owl Stare on me. He saw into my soul."
by TheRealSnake October 19, 2015
Get the The Owl Staremug. by alibaliomali December 21, 2010
Get the Cuban Owlmug. Owls that go into your butt.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
Get the rectal owlsmug. by Lijah15 December 8, 2010
Get the Oklahoma Owlmug. Where you dont shave your genitles for about 8 to 9 months and gently set your hairy sack on someones nose while sleeping and screem OWLS NEST at the top of your lungs
Me and paul gave chas a wicked bad owls nest last night
My balls are so hairy i colud give someone an owls nest
My balls are so hairy i colud give someone an owls nest
by the owlinator December 20, 2009
Get the Owls nestmug. A way adults say "smartass" in front of kids when they don't want to swear (mostly used by teachers)
by Epic9YearOld March 22, 2019
Get the Smart Owlmug. "I've just been bob owling in the back room - sucked on a massive cock back there"
or
"Where's Steve?"
"Oh he's bob owling somewhere, I'm sure"
or
"Where's Steve?"
"Oh he's bob owling somewhere, I'm sure"
by Apeman2013 June 7, 2013
Get the Bob owlingmug.