IS200 Owner

They think the car is unreal, when it's really just an overrated shit box...... Really it's a cheap man's altezza. And they're not jap either. I mean a Micra would be a better car and that's a fucking terrible car

IS200 Owners who think the car is brilliant

by dylannacey April 9, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

ornery monkey

mischievously playful person

Patrick looked like he was going to kiss me--instead, he stuck his tongue up my nose, that ornery monkey!

by ornerymonkey July 23, 2010

OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014

Ostered

When you're snaked by someone close to you

Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster

by Goldingott April 22, 2018

Östermalm

Östermalm is a city district area, 'Öster' means 'East' in Swedish.

All the rich fjortisar lives there and everyone hates it.

- So where do you live, Emma?
-Oh, in Östermalm. You?
-Eww, Östermalm fjortis

by vscogirlandioop September 8, 2019

Osterfag

A philosophy major who is so gay and pretentious that even the other gay men can not stand them

Goddamn boy you are such an Osterfag. I can't stand you.

by pain-is-gain October 25, 2019