OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014

overjesused

Someone who's overly religious, loving Jesus a "little bit" too much, preaching about Jesus, and even going as far as to say that he had a cool beard.

Not really dangerous, but very annoying.

Jimmy: Yo, have you met Sandra? I think she's kinda cute.

Billy: As a matter of fact I have met her, and talked to her, and guess what, she's seriously overjesused.

Jimmy: Awwww....

by Xfing May 27, 2009