Origami fat

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.

"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.

by Paw Lee June 29, 2012

Newport Oregon

A city located on the central Oregon coast. Composed mostly of white middle to low income families but has seen a sharp rise in mexican immigrants. Famous for the Oregon coast aquarium it 's economy is mostly based on tourism and fishing. Has only one real road with commercial buildings on it, Highway 101 running straight through the city. With really nothing to do for the local youth most take up drugs and alcohol as a way to pass the time.

Other activities include car tag a game played by chasing people around the city streets, whoever is in front at the time is it. Yelling at people walking down the road, going into one of the 2 big box stores in town and just walking around, or choosing to eat at one of the fine fast food places in the city. Overall the city dies at 9 at night, no matter what, and is just a shitty place to live.

Come to Newport Oregon, the land of no fun/
trapped here, over nine years, my life is done/

by Mr. Elimination November 6, 2008

Oregon

state with really hot women and some good microbrew

Shit, the Westview Cheerleaders are lookin' DAMN good!

by Mongo September 6, 2003

Oregon

The best state in the whole nation.
People are nice, pump your gas for you, and don't make you pay a sales tax.
People complain because our speed limits are lower here. If they could actually drive (i.e., if they weren't from California), they wouldn't care.

California: crappy drivers, bad attitudes, and insane price of living.
Oregon: none of the above.

by Oregon is freaking awesome February 28, 2009

an original hunter biden

When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".

And the AVN for gangbang of the year is, "An Original Hunter Biden"!!!!

by verymeaningful October 18, 2021

oregon

oregon is the best place in the world it is lush and green and unforgettable. first i have to say go beavers!(orange and black)
and i was born in oregon and grew up a little there and as soon as i turn 18 its out of the house and back to oregon for me!
As soon as you cross to oregon buy a tub of tilamok ice cream its the best ever! and oregon has the hugest trees so for all you tree hugers good luck but you will never be able to fit your arms around those trees! please reserve oregon and keep it green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oregon is always rainy and that means its time to sing because singing in the rain is the best! there is also lots of slugs!

lets go oregon bevers!

by kikikiwiki March 11, 2009

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005