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When all of her is vile and grotesque. A step up from butter face
Austin: Dude your girlfriend is ugly?

Kage: What part of her is ugly?

Austin: Oliver!
Oliver by the noblitt January 13, 2009
Is usually a guy, not very manly, usually asian, very tall and skinny but with a mean muffin top. An Oliver is usually dirty and plays with mud. He brags about having acquaintances and being, "swagger king," but really, no one likes him or even knows he exists because he is overshadowed by someone close to him.
(party music playing in backround)
Girl #1: Do you see that guy over there?

Girl #2: Yeah, I heard his name was Adolfo!

Girl #1: Man, he's so hot. Who's that nasty chick next to him?

Girl #2: I don't know his name, but he's SUCH an Oliver and he's been creeping around all night!
Oliver by nelsonman September 14, 2009
The name of an alternative currency that is used in the city of Bath, UK, the value of which is about 40-50 pence
I partly paid for my vegetables with a ten Oliver note
oliver by psychlura June 3, 2012
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Oliver by Litdablol December 5, 2016
One short tempered mf. Thin as an auschwitz survivor, and hair so blond it almost white. Thinks he’s hot stuff but will run at any sign of danger
Oliver by anonymous December 18, 2020
A guy who is generally rude to other people and his girlfriend.
He pretends to be cool but is generally unpopular. He is very unattractive and only gets girls by being the only available one. He never does his work and instead plays games. He is very rude to his girlfriend and makes fun of them. He gets mad at some people that already know his true color for tiny things but tries to hide it from others.
He is very verbally abusive and a massive hypocrite. He tries to degrade the people that are doing better than him because he is worried about losing his "popularity".
You're so rude your like Oliver.
Oliver by 4k dripzy December 11, 2019