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open office

A free open source alternitive to Microsoft Office, it supports all of Microsoft Offices major file formats.
And mimics all of Offices major features.
Open office is also smaller and mor reliable than Microsoft Office.
Support the open source revolution today!
Install open office!
by NewName August 29, 2004
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office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.
by Heather P. September 17, 2003
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the office

A hilarious comedy that originated on the BBC. Unique in that it focusses solely on the dreary, average lives of office workers. The humour is dry and the jokes are cutting and politically incorrect.

The BBC version aired 12 episodes and are viewed as classic British comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman. An American network, NBC, duplicated the show, and is currently running over 2 seasons. The American version (with Steve Carrell) had a slow start but picked up speed and came into it's own in season 2.

People always say the British version is better because they're snobby and it seems the right thing to say.
"I can't wait until Jim and Pam hook up on The Office."

"Who plays 'insufferably arrogant' better: Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais?"
by katey2 July 21, 2006
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officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.
"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"
by cousinpaulie May 22, 2007
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Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.
Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya
by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010
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Office Bunny

(compound n.) That female employee, one of which is in every place of employment in America, who obtained her job because of her killer looks, her outrageous bra size, or her blow job talent as demonstrated on the boss.
If you want to find the office bunny, start asking the women in the office where you can buy cute shoes; the chick who starts bouncing when she answers is probably the one....
by Etymoligizer October 15, 2007
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office max

Where the dumbass works...
Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today
by Annonymous April 12, 2004
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