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The shinobi law of numbers

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
by Eloka December 13, 2008
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numnuts

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
by Guler March 11, 2005
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number one

shortest haircut a guy (or gal) can get.
check out that bogan with a number one!
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Numbflix

When you want to numb yourself from feelings post breakup so you binge-watch a TV series.
Friend: You ok? Want me to come over?
Me: Nah I'm good, I'll just numbflix and go to bed early.
by ColdCollins June 5, 2017
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When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number
damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number
by papi09209 June 11, 2017
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numnah

1. a felt of sheepskin pad placed between a horse's back and the saddle to prevent chafing
2. a word used in the 2008 Spelling Bee which was confused with "numnut".
Announcer: "Numnah"
Speller: "Numnut?"... Oh! "Numnah"!
by Smart American Male June 3, 2008
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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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