nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005

Nuclear

Anything that compares to the extremity of a nuclear explosion or power produced from nuclear energy. Anything that is desribed as being nuclear, the awesomeness level or epicness is at the max.! Nothing is more awesome or intense. An idea invented that would create great results would be considered nuclear!

Anything that compares to being epic! That song played at the party was nuclear! It got the whole place popping! That movie was nuclear, not one person could stop laughing!

by JNFishFromStaunton540 October 25, 2010

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Nucanoe

When you crash a jetski onto a boat

I nucanoed on Jonny last week. You shouldve seen his face!

by OligarchialOstrich September 21, 2016

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017

Nucular

1. A word used in place of "nuclear" either to provoke a strong reaction from a Grammar Nazi or because the president... I mean, person, is just too damn stupid to pronounce two-syllable words correctly.
2. A word that should never, EVER be uttered by someone with >200 megatons of nuclear explosives ready to launch at the turn of a key.

Dumb-ass: Did you hear about the nucular bomb test?

Smart-ass: The hell did you just say?

by Bich Phuc Dat March 21, 2017

Nuche

A loyal boy that is usually seen with his squad and he can take yo girl

Nuche fvcked yo bitch

by I.love.wanking October 2, 2018