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Netopsistan

A fictitious place at the networking group of a North American Fortune 500 company.

So called because it is occupied by team members of the network operations group in the middle of other team members and is about the same effective distance to the network operations team as countries ending in -stan (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan etc) are to the headquarters of said company.

It might also be of interest that Netopistan is not a known google search result. According to Google there is no Netopistan, which is curious.
Edward is now in Netopsistan.
by Peter Winkler April 25, 2008
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Netpocaflix

When your Netflix stops working or connection is interrupted mid show/movie. Some cases of the Netpocaflix include getting the "wrong password" message at login or not remembering the new password you set.

In simpler terms: The worst thing to ever happen to anyone. Not even to be wished on one's worst enemy.
Paul: I barly survived the Netpocaflix when my wifi cut out mid-episode of breaking bad.

Katherine: The biggest Netpocaflix I've experienced is when my parents threatened to change the password but nothing that big
by ancientamerican February 2, 2014
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Nector

A boy named victor and a girl named Neva dating
Omg Nector would be such a good ship name
by Nector October 25, 2019
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Nestomac

by Nestomac September 9, 2020
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man nector

Damn dude i pollenated that bitch with my man nector.
by dowork51 April 3, 2008
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cerworn nattook

cartoon network when you read the black letters and read the white letters next
cerworn nattook
by miata real January 14, 2021
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Nasty Nestor

When two men are taking a shit in the same toilet at the same time. The first man will sit on the toilet normally. The second man will sit on the first man’s lap. Straddling him, sitting face to face, so that he is able to poop in the small area i between the first man’s penis and the edge of the toilet seat. This can be a tricky maneuver but if accomplished can help save water due to less flushing.
Dan, other Dan and myself were on our way to Erie, we had to pull over at the rest stop to go to the bathroom. There was only one open stall so the Dans had to do a Nasty Nestor as we were short on time.
by Ronald McDickfart May 29, 2022
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