Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!

Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!

by kowens357 May 15, 2013

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Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 02, 2015

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net freak

when shawty a lil freak through the Samsung J10, she join all the demon lives 😩 she let me hit it raw on snapchat real talk.

i heard Joleen is a net freak, she was hittin the WAP for the public story niggas

by The Craigmeister January 07, 2022

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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 15, 2010

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fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.

Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate

by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017

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