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Boss Nacho

n. ~ In a topping-filled mass of nachos, the boss nacho is the chip that takes most of the toppings, leaving the plate of nachos a scattering of soggy chips and stray toppings.

ALSO - The chip in a plate of nachos which has naturally collected the most toppings. Scooping additional toppings onto the chip does NOT a boss nacho make.
That chip just stole all the toppings off this plate of nachos. It is obviously the BOSS NACHO.
by TheBigWhadoo March 19, 2012
mugGet the Boss Nachomug.

nacho hat

1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.
Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.

Hey man, thats <b>nacho hat!</b>
by Dr. Alex Pieron. May 7, 2005
mugGet the nacho hatmug.

nacho dick

A dick, i.e. penis, that is not your dick
Hey baby, careful where you point that thang. That's nacho dick!
by gravyboat October 26, 2004
mugGet the nacho dickmug.

Nacho Libre

When you are getting your dick sucked and you cum in her mouth however the semen propels out of her nose to leave a shiny moustache.
That heifer walked out of my house with a Nacho Libre.
by Dirty Russell March 28, 2016
mugGet the Nacho Libremug.

Nacho Theorie

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN

-Joe has mama
When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-Man
Nacho Theorie
by LordFaggot December 7, 2020
mugGet the Nacho Theoriemug.

soggy nacho

soggy nacho meaning a moist or wet vagina.

while eating dinner marc and rachel were sharing nachos.the salsa made some soggy and thats how the word came about.
rachel was touched down below and this made her have a soggy nacho.
by marc and rachel July 31, 2010
mugGet the soggy nachomug.

Nacho Camacho

The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"

"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
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