Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!
by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.
That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!
by Everyone's Favorite Nerd December 15, 2015
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023
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