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Nascar Syndrome 

When a joystick of any kind will only turn left.

Could be used for other things I suppose
Don't use that controller, it has Nascar Syndrome.

NASCAR Drunk 

An extemely high level of intoxication, typically associated with the level of intoxication seen in spectators of a NASCAR event
Guy1: Dude you were so wasted last night you threw up in the fridge and slept naked in the bathtub
Guy2: yeah I was pretty NASCAR drunk
NASCAR Drunk by uh non imus October 15, 2009

Nascar Teeth 

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.
Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!
Nascar Teeth by GS AVI March 21, 2008

Nascar Republican 

A person that supports and votes for mega businesses and the extreme wealthy while living paycheck to paycheck with no help from said entities.
He doesn't believe in government hand outs because he is a Nascar Republican.

nascar'd 

Describes something that is fixed or repaired quickly and generically just to work for a short time period until it breaks again and has to be fixed the right way, very much in the same manner NASCAR teams finsih races.

See also, Nigger rigging, Nigger rigged
Ben: My machine just broke down!
Bob: We'll have it nascar'd in no time at all!
nascar'd by Beano P November 30, 2005

Nascar Nasty 

A Sexual act when one person puts dip into their mouth before an oral confrontation then proceeds to use the spit for lubrication.
I was on the bus when a Hobo gave me a Nascar Nasty!
Nascar Nasty by Dr.ClarkLove November 3, 2010