Napoleon Day

March 15, the day that the amazing 'Upgrade Your Grilling Game' ad by Napoleon Grills was published, in which a man hates his family and upgraded them to a grill which is all he loves in this world

"It's Napoleon day"
"What?"
"You should've been sent to the curb a long time ago"
"??????????"

by Gareth2 March 24, 2022

Double Napple Grapple

Double Napple Grapple: to squeeze both nipples of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the double napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way, often used in retaliation for a napple grapple recently received. To perform the double napple grapple properly both nipple should be squeezed while counter rotating the wrists until the recipient squeals in pain.

After Charles gave a napple grapple to Justin, Justin retaliated with a double napple grapple.

by escapethefate February 5, 2010

Mat Napp

Wonderful, Loving, Awesome, Fantastic, Great, Hilarious, Overly sexual being who you can't imagine your life without. He's one of a kind, and ALWAYS needs affection.

Ex) I love that Mat Napp

by 59HA November 26, 2010

facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.

I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games

by hansolo007 October 21, 2011

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.

Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!

by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014