Definitions by theflaccidwomble

applejacking 

The constant use of an iPhone that then causes wanker's cramp.

"I used my iPhone day in day out so bad that the doctor said that I had been applejacking too much"

applejacking by theflaccidwomble August 10, 2014

burger napping 

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.

Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!

burger napping by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014