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Hakuna matata

For white geeks who are in Kenya the first
time and they think it makes them "fit in"
if they put on a Hakuna matata t shirt and so
they won't get mugged by the Kenyans as they profess there are no worries - but are really scared inside waiting to get robbed!
Matt:Man i was in Kenya and i didn't get robbed!
How come?
Jack:I said the magic words to all I met-hakuna matata!
Jason meets some Kenyans and he's just from the forex bureau and says: hakuna matata.Hakuna matata as he runs away while they chase him for his money.
by Pe ter September 30, 2008
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Murat around the corner

Murat is god
He is the best motorcar mechanic
He has only 9 fingers, but still satisfies every woman better than you!
Murat around the corner story:
Person 1: HII UwU
Murat: wanna get your car clean?
Person 1: yeah Kuss auf die Nuss
Murat: "destroys car and fucks his wife and daughter"
by N1CHTSO November 24, 2021
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muath

A guy who is very black and used to be a slave but now he picks cotton for money and not for free
a person who enjoys munching melons and licking chicken bones
ay muath can you pick me some 5 dollar worth of cotton
by ahmed fortnite May 29, 2022
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Hakuna matata

The act of jizzing on a girl's face then smearing it across her forehead with your thumb.
Last night i gave her a Hakuna Matata.
by roflcopter6754 November 3, 2010
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akuna matata

used for "delicious" by young Africans who live in Paris
an "akuna matata" girl, an akuna matata meal, etc.
by 'tyah August 22, 2003
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mulatto

A person who is of mixed blood/heritage/genetics/etc. Basically, America as a whole are Mulattos or "muts" mixed breed. There is not such thing as pure or 50/50 anything. Every individual, especially in the Melting Pot of America has varying degrees of a "ethnic group", races don't exist, just varying degrees of genetic difference that appear and go "recessive" in our genes through generations of interracial cohabitation through human kind. Which is why you can find blonde hair in middle africa and some slant eye groups in eastern european.
But mostly mulatto is a "black/white" mixture in American terms.
Paul is a mulatto, but after doing his Genome data by a Professional, he's 60 percent east asian.

Human Kind is one race... the human race. Get use to having more than just Black or White in your genes, Hell, Henery Lewis Gates, look like any of my relatives form Louisiana, but he has mito/DNA that matches irish blood generations back. Do your research Americans and deal with the ethnic consequences. enjoy your discoveries like I have.
by Jack Skipwith May 13, 2010
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hakuna matata motha fucka

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. first said by a black guy in a mchs hallway, and thought cool by kellie n brittany
by Brittany April 16, 2005
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