To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
by Buhbuh B April 13, 2023
The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
by Beat dick -ben September 13, 2020
The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021
by pistol mike January 19, 2023
by Digital Penetration April 18, 2018
When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.
Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.
Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 08, 2021