When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
by Jowuhepona69 March 01, 2017
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
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by akalazam June 04, 2025
The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
by Beat dick -ben September 13, 2020
The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021