Whore: Hey baby, I wanna party?
Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo
Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...
Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo
Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...
by Guitarnish October 22, 2010
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(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.
(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.
In 1994, the actor Eddie Murphy, was diagnosed with Eddie Murphy Syndrome. During the 1990's the disease became so debilitating that he soon was only capable of making sequels and movies for children. After a long battle with EMS in the early 2000's, he slowly began showing signs of recovery after having two life threatening breakouts in 2003 and again in 2007.
1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America
1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit
1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America
1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit
by nupr October 10, 2012
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The biggest fucking troll on the planet. AKA the creator of Glee, American Horror Story and Nip/Tuck. Likes to fuck with the minds of impressionable youth everywhere. Dangles happiness like a carrot in front of people's mouths and yank it back at the last second. Is the crusher of hopes and dreams. (see not giving screen time to people, not giving ships a chance to sail. Not giving us a Kurt/Rachel spin off)
The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.
Could also be seen as a life ruiner.
The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.
Could also be seen as a life ruiner.
"Ryan Murphy is such a fucking troll."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."
by Ryan Murphy Life Ruiner December 16, 2011
Get the Ryan Murphy mug.A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above Cleveland Steamer. This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turd being lowered upon the turd smashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
by Pirate Tom January 9, 2009
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Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009
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Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”
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Get the Marie Murphy mug.When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.
The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.
by DenDen420 January 9, 2010
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