metevier

French for always fucking late.

Because he was a metevier he was never on time

by RedHippie April 9, 2017

Meteorshite

Mee-tea-oar-shy-t

The act in which one would take a massive shite from a great height

Mate, I just took a meteorshite off a high five.

by Cunting-linguist November 22, 2019

Meteivious

If something is very annoying or unnecessary act that someone or something does to make someone angry. It is like Tedious for reference.

Bro Jack is so Meteivious.
Bro when Theresa May was in parliament her dancing was so Meteivious.
Spamming bitmoji’s in a group chat is so meteivious.

by SwooshieWHYNOT February 22, 2020

Meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual

by benny876 October 14, 2020

meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.

- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.

by nraw_ March 11, 2021

mpeze

Mpeze is a nickname or something that you call someone to tell them that they are handsome

Hey you you are so Mpeze!
OMG thanks!!

by Glompos November 20, 2021

Meteor

Zack Ellis

Zack Ellis was the meteor that crashed into dusty depot

by I am the egg man February 27, 2022