Nigga Moist

This highest amount of moist anyone can be...

"Dayum girl yo pussy is nigga moist"

by ✨Guardie4Lyfe✨ April 25, 2014

Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.

I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'

by texas_lexus January 10, 2011

Moist

Another name or description of calling a male gender person who has effeminate characteristics.

I ain't saying dude is gay but he is kinda MOIST

by Esolee3 September 18, 2016

Moist

A word that can make anyone feel uncomfortable and can be used to say cool or ok in a frisky way.

“I had a great day”
“Moist”

by Cam_da_man June 28, 2018

Moistie

A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

by jbbjshlws April 4, 2009

Moister Oyster

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

by bemadthen December 20, 2010

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016