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Mooted

In modern Egyptian Arabic slang, it can sound like "mawt" (موت), meaning "death," or be used humorously as "to die for," but it's also related to the English online slang for "mutuals" (moots) from Arabic roots

It also means the extreme jealousy anger and pain one metaphorically screams when they are the cuckold or the one left out of a sexual, sacred right, object of pleasure, partner or desire. With their eyes or actions. Like one male being uncircumcised and one being CUT.

Genesis 17, where God established a covenant with Abraham (then Abram), making circumcision the permanent sign of this promise for his descendants. At 99, Abraham circumcised himself, his 13-year-old son Ishmael, and all males in his household, signifying their inclusion in God's covenant for eternal blessing and as a mark of devotion
My village elders mooted on foreskin now I numb and I get jealous when I think how other boys get to play in sensitivity. All work no play.
by SummerSaver December 17, 2025
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the moped

The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
by boobsarenice October 17, 2009
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slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube
oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)
by mrthinkalot December 29, 2010
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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Zach Moored it

Zach Moored it; To really make a mess of something

"I Zach Moored that exam. My parents are going to kill me"

" You've really Zach Moored that job up, you're fired"
by Terrorian March 5, 2023
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mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth
Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!
by MGD 1 January 6, 2024
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