Moon units

Imperial units; the units US astronauts used to land on the moon.

Ugh, why does google give height results in imperial? Don't they know that the vast majority of the world doesn't use moon units?

Lol, moon units are such a meme.

by TotallyNotMyRealName June 24, 2018

Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

by Joey November 25, 2003

moon beam

a slang for a flashlight in the the Marine Corps.

Sgt: Hey Pvt Jenkins! throw me that moon beam! its dark as hell in that camp.
Pvt: Here you go sir!

by Numlock June 30, 2006

Moon Troll

A Moon Troll is a slang term for a black person. They hang out on porches and ambush prey such as watermelon, fried chicken and red kool-aid.

Quick!! Tackle the Moon Troll before it eats up all the fried chicken!!!

by TommyHaze May 8, 2012

moon bat

somebody who is crazy

That cat lady is a moon bat

by BES December 28, 2005

Moon Noon

The Lunar equivalent of noon/midday.
The time of day or (more often) night when the moon is at its highest point in the sky.

Hey, d'you think we can stay up 'til moon noon?

Na, the moon just rose, I'll be out long before moon noon.

by Thumpy October 19, 2010

moon roy

When you pull out and cum all over her and make her shine like the moon. Sine like Roy.

I moon roy'd that girl last night and she was like a diamond

by Moon Roy July 26, 2016