montasia

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.

Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.

by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018

retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

pull a Hannah Montanna

Putting on a completely ineffective and lame disguise so people 'won't know who you are'.

Anjelina Jolie decided to pull a Hannah Montanna by wearing a baseball cap to the coffee shop. Like no one would see her! It was all over People and OK the next day!

by Lilandi Amber May 3, 2010

Montana Banana

When dealt any 9 - 2 unsuited for your first 2 down cards in Texas Hold 'em You'll have a better chance of finding a banana tree in Montana then winning a pot with 9 - 2 offsuit in Texas Hold 'em

A Montana Banana is when for your first two cards dealt in the Hole are 9 - 2 unsuited in Texas Hold 'em

by crazysven July 21, 2010

Montana

A short, brown or black haired person that chooses hoes before bros and likes tries to impress the ladies. Is a little uneducated and is annoying buys yeezys that he is going to grow out of and doesn't know politics so he gets destroyed. Also, Go check out Havic_Cpeleck on Youtube.

"Yo, you want to hang out?" Best friend(1)
"Na, I can't I got to go to (girlfriend)'s house," Montana
"Man f--- you,"

by Longschlongdonkeykong November 12, 2018

pulling a Hannah Montana

getting pregnant at the age of 15.

Have you seen Cindy? I think she might be pulling a Hannah Montana.

by John Tapley October 8, 2007

going Heidi Montag

n: the act of committing oneself to a lot of plastic surgery

undergoing/thinking about undergoing a lot of plastic surgery

Person 1: I have such a big nose! I need a nose job...
Person 2: Woah! Why are you going Heidi Montag on me?

by keepguessing May 21, 2010