Mistermoore

To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy

The ignorant dick would not shut up on the golf course, so I mistermoored him.

by namenotneeded May 2, 2007

Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

sister from another mister

female version of "brother from another mother"

" Me and Kyla are close. She's like a sister from another mister."

by tomorey August 17, 2011

miffer

miffer-esque(noun); channeling your inner mike mcadam, by wearing guy-liner, and trying to be emo, just because of your girlfriend.

"i think i might wear eyeliner tomorrow"

"dude, thats totally miffer-esque."

by hfhhf January 10, 2009

Hey Mister

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...

1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.

by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

Misery chick

An ex-girlfriend who was a bitch to be with, and still continues to give you misery in one way or another after you dump her. Misery chicks love to spread gloom and doom to every corner of your life. This type of chick loves to see you unhappy and being with her often results in having an "icebox where your heart used to be".

Winston: Man, there's this girl who I'm really into, but she's always saying that I don't open up to her and that she can never get close to me, ya know?

Frank: Dude, it's probably that misery chick Colleen that set you back a couple of emotional steps.

Winston: Ya, that chick was a bitch!

by chemistryandphysics September 27, 2009

Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008